October 22, 2007
Inappropriate Rock and Roll Hand Gestures
Written by Jenna Petersen in Jaunty Post
About a month ago, El Guapo and I headed over to Peoria, IL to attend a concert. What concert did we go see? Why, The Pink Floyd Experience.

Okay, let me explain something. El Guapo loves Pink Floyd. And over time, he got me to the point where I loved Pink Floyd, too. Hearing Pink Floyd reminds me of lazy days in college before I moved to Seattle to be with him. I would come visit and hang out in his dorm room and we’d listen to Pink Floyd. “Comfortably Numb” is my favorite. So we have a Pink Floyd history, is what I’m saying.
The Pink Floyd Experience is a cover band. Pink Floyd isn’t exactly touring anymore (I had “High Hopes” after LiveAid a couple of years ago, but nothing came of it), so this is as good as it gets. And to be fair, they sound a lot like Pink Floyd. They have a David Gilmore guy and a Roger Waters guy who each sound remarkably like their person. And the back up band is excellent. So from an aural standpoint, it was a terrific experience.
But then there was the visual.
You see, Gilmore guy… he liked to wave his hands around. And point. And accentuate words by acting them out with his hands. I actually held my hand up to keep from seeing him during “Comfortably Numb” so that he wouldn’t ruin it for me.
I’ve been to several concerts, plus we have this awesome high def concert channel on our cable, so we watch concerts on our big screen, as well. And over the years, I have determined that there are some appropriate rock and roll hand gestures. Here are a few examples:
The Jesus Arm Spread – Think that poser from the Pearl Jam wannabe group, Creed. In almost every video, he stands on a mountaintop or stage or whatever and sort of leans back with his… um… Arms Wide Open. Cheesy, but it’s a rock and roll staple.
The Two Handed Microphone Grasp — This one is done by a real singer. Bono. It’s sometimes modified by adding a lean. So the singer stands further back and tips the microsoft while singing earnestly. Axyl Rose also made this move great.
The Turn Your Head and Cough — With this classic rock and roll move, the singer turns his head away from the mike and rocks out to the back up band. Usually there is head shaking.
The Get Real Close to the Guitar Player — The lead singer of the band pulls the mike off the stand and heads across the stage to stand near the guitarist and sing. A hair band staple.
The “Let’s Take It Down Now” — For ballads. Involves taking a seat on a high stool and maybe, just maybe, light caressing of the mike stand.
You see, all of these things are appropriate to a concert. They’re expected.
But the lead singer of The Pink Floyd Experience took it a bit too far. He pointed, people. Every time he said “you” (and with Pink FLoyd songs, there are lots of yous), he pointed at us in the audience. He pointed over his shoulder. He pantomimed actions in the songs. He… shudder… did this weird ‘flight attendent showing you the exits’ move.
It was very distracting.
Oh, by the way, I’m over at Dionne Galace’s blog today, as well, talking about the new HarperCollins author sites! Come by and give me your opinion for a chance to win prizes. 