The Jaunty Quills would like to welcome Kris Kennedy. Kris has a confession:
Why I Am Not A Romance Heroine
It’s sad, but I have to finally admit it: I am not a romance heroine.
“Why not?” cry those who know me, shocked to the core. Well, honestly, there are traits that appear to be common to most romance heroines, traits and talents that I, unfortunately, do not share. In the interests of brutal honesty, I will reveal them now.
First, and probably last, I look absolutely terrible in the morning. And often again by mid-day. Putting on my husband’s largest shirt and padding around in my bare feet and undies will not improve the view.
Nothing on my body ‘sparkles’ or ‘glistens’, not even in moonlight.
I have hair, not tresses. It does not ‘cascade’ nor does it ‘flow’ down my back or over my shoulders. On humid days, it tends to frizz; that’s about as good as it gets.
You can describe every shade of color on my person with a non-descript adverb or adjective. You know the kind: brown, white, hazel, short. I’m simple that way.
My best lines always come later. If witty banter is a time-sensitive matter, I will fail miserably.
I require naps. Well, technically, I don’t require them, I just ache for them.
Instead of adapting swiftly and problem-solving with deadly effectiveness in high pressure situations, on a bad day, I’m lucky if I remember what vegetable I’m supposed to send in with my child to school for their Stone Soup production.
They are courageous and steadfast when any sane person other than the hero would bail.
Okay. In the interests of brutal honesty, I’ll say that I’ve been know to be like that too.

In DECEPTION, my new release, a hot medieval romance, the heroine Sophia is a well-intentioned woman who’s been pushed a little too far, a little too often, by men who are much too powerful, and she’s finally snapped. She’s about to fight back. But first, she needs to break into somewhere she really doesn’t belong and steal something that is technically not hers. But that’s not the real problem. The real problem is the man who got there before her, and it sitting in the shadows, waiting for her. And when she’s thwarted, she pushes even harder, deeper into danger, forcing the hero’s hand, which is something you really should not do. But Sophia does. Because while her hair is brown, it has red highlights, and it sometimes gleams, as do her eyes. Because she has the best come-backs, the kind that set her half-Irish hero, her con man-hero, her lost lover-hero, back on his heels. And she’s courageous when any other sane person would bail.
I’d be interested in knowing if you share any traits with romance heroines? Everyone who comments will be entered into a drawing and one lucky commenter will win their choice of either DEFIANT or THE IRISH WARRIOR. Check back on Sunday to see if you’re a winner!
Kris Kennedy writes hot, sweeping historical romances with loads of adventure and sexy drama. Her current release DECEPTION, received 4 1/2 stars from RT Book Reviews and is available now. Visit her website http://kriskennedy.net for excerpts, updates, the newsletter sign-up, or just to drop Kris a note! She’s also at Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/KrisKennedyBooks) and on Twitter (https://twitter.com/KrisKennedy )




























































Aug 4th
2012
6:07 am
Connie Fischer Said:
I love the description of the real you. You would probably be amazed that most women are just like that too. I think one big reason women love romance novels is that they can fantasize about being that beautiful heroine with glowing skin, naturally pink cheeks and lips, long, curling tresses, perfectly dressed, thin as a rail and naturally smelling of roses. It’s fun to read these descriptions as we’re sitting with a cup of coffee in our hand, grubby clothes on and no make-up – oh and hair on our legs long enough to braid!
It’s as if these beautiful ladies are projecting themselves for us and we don’t have to go to the trouble of getting all dressed up.
I love a heroine who says what she thinks as I tend to do the same. (Can you tell?) Sophia sounds like a girl I can certainly understand and sympathize with. Love it and look forward to reading “Deception.”
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Aug 4th
2012
8:33 am
Melody May Said:
Wow! That sounds fantastic. I know when I read a book and the heroine has similar traits as me I love her more. I think that is a lot fun.
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Aug 4th
2012
9:14 am
Margo Maguire Said:
Hi Kris! So happy to see you here.
Me, I have all the traits of a romance heroine. I am witty, pithy, curvy, driven, feisty, competent, independent… Let’s see. What else? Oh yeah, full of you-know-what!!
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Aug 4th
2012
9:34 am
Shana Said:
Welcome, Kris! I’m excited about the release of DECEPTION and so glad you’re here.
I was cleaning up poop off the floor of the church gym yesterday. Nope. Not a romance heroine.
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Aug 4th
2012
9:47 am
May Said:
That sounds like a terrific book!
Nope, not a romance heroine. Hard to imagine myself as one when I am taking care of 3 yrs old. Definitely don’t feel very romantic… hence why I read romance books!
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Aug 4th
2012
9:58 am
Nancy Robards Thompson Said:
Hi Kris, I’m so glad you could join us today! Sadly, I’m not romance heroine material. That’s why I love writing them.
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Aug 4th
2012
10:13 am
Betty Hamilton Said:
I have a tendency to believe… to be gullible and trusting. In this I am like so many of the heroines. Of course, in the books it works out well and to her advantage… in real life… not so much. ;o)
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Aug 4th
2012
10:23 am
Rebe Said:
I like to imagine that I’m as kick-arse as a romance heroine, but I’m really more of a wimp! Plus, I have short hair that definitely falls into the “brown” category. Yup, not much of a heroine here!
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Aug 4th
2012
10:51 am
Kris Kennedy Said:
Ladies~
So good to see you all here! LOL–sounds like everyone has the same experience as me.
Well, excepting Margo, of course, who’s witty, pithy, curvy…and full of it.
May and Shana, see, taking care of 3 year olds and cleaning up church gyms could *totally* be heroine material! Except that the dirt from the clean-up has to be attractively smeared and the flyaway hairs create a sort-of ambient glow to your also-healthily glowing face. It’s very hard to achieve. And taking care of a 3 year old could completely be a romance heroine, only in her baseline state of mild sleep deprivation, she wouldn’t be short-tempered or haggard, and her general impatience or mental confusion and exasperation would be balanced by the aforementioned glowing-ness and effective problem-solving skills. (And, might I add, a 3 year old who probably doesn’t act like any 3 year old I ever saw)
Nancy~ You said it! I love writing the heroine I may never be, but that, at times, I aspire to, although, of course, in the deeper, more meaningful ways. Bravery, (Which isn’t to say I wouldn’t like the shining glowy stuff too.
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Betty~ Another great point. The things that would probably burn us in real life have a way of working out, at least in regards to the hero, in romances. Sometimes that’s less true in real life.
Rebe~ But we’ll keep writing & reading about those kick-ass heroines that most of us aren’t either, b/c the stories are So Much Fun!
Connie and Melody~ Thanks so much!!
I hope you love the story and Sophia’s determination against all odds, even as far as stepping into the hero’s Kier’s grand and dastardly schemes.
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Aug 4th
2012
10:51 am
Ti C Said:
I have no traits of a romance heroine. I am snarky, with attitude, I have my own dress style, and I call myself fluffy instead of fat. My hair is all the wrong colours from red to purple and frizzes or curls on its own time. But it is nice to read a character, immerse yourself into their life and picture for just that moment in time that despite all the odds, it could be you.
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Aug 4th
2012
11:51 am
catslady Said:
I have read both Defiant and The Irish Warrior and just wanted to say how much I enjoyed them both!! Oh, I may have had a few of those traits once upon a time (had the dark brown tresses anyway lol) and now it’s grey! I’m looking forward to Deception!
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Aug 4th
2012
12:06 pm
Chelsea B. Said:
I’m not as strong as most romance heroines, but I would like to be. I can be smart mouthed, though, and stubborn. I’m a bit OCD and odd… Add that together and you probably don’t get a romance heroine, but you do get me
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Aug 4th
2012
1:07 pm
Cathy P Said:
Hi Kris!
I am not really romantic heroine material. I am honest and steadfast. However, I am also too trusting and gullible with frizzy hair, and I am losing weight slowly but surely.
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Aug 4th
2012
1:19 pm
CateS Said:
I’m caring and ethical – but slightly fluffy and have stick straight hair…
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Aug 4th
2012
1:29 pm
Kris Kennedy Said:
Ti C~
Exactly!! It’s the same way when writing, to be able to lose yourself in the moment of what Might Be. Thanks for saying hi, and for calling yourself fluffy.
~Kris
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Aug 4th
2012
1:30 pm
Kris Kennedy Said:
Catslady~
Ohh, I’m so glad you took the time to let me know–thanks so much!! I hope you love DECEPTION just as much, or more.
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Aug 4th
2012
1:32 pm
Kris Kennedy Said:
Cathy P~
Go you, losing weight slowly and steadily! Yeah, “steadfast” doesn’t often make the marquee for romance heroines, does it? It’s not what we think of, and it’s not the great big hook, and it’s not very flashy. But it’s awfully valuable, so go you again.
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Aug 4th
2012
1:34 pm
Kris Kennedy Said:
CateS~
Caring and ethical: those are great romance heroine traits! In fact, the ‘ethical’ one, living consistent with your own morals and values, has made for a lot of fabulous fiction! (And real-life heroes too.
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Aug 4th
2012
1:49 pm
Allie Motherway Said:
Both these books look great. Thank you for the givewaway
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Aug 5th
2012
12:05 pm
Kris Kennedy Said:
Allie~
If you read them, I hope you love them both!
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Aug 4th
2012
3:21 pm
Nahal Momin Said:
I am pure romantic at heart but prefer my heroines with attitudes cause most of the heroes r like tht so they deserve it.
I have won a book from you earlier which was the Irish Warrior and i absolutly loved it. I finished tht book in 2 hours. I would love to win Defiant. Thank you for the contests.
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Aug 5th
2012
12:08 pm
Kris Kennedy Said:
Nahal~
Oohh, you won IRISH and loved it? Yay!! 2 hours is a pretty good finish-the-book record.
I’m the same way–I prefer a heroine with a strong sense of self and some sort of mission to accomplish. Those things tend to give a girl an attitude.
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Aug 4th
2012
3:24 pm
Lexi Said:
Oh what a fun post! And maybe like your new heroine you need to have to be pushed till you snap, and then the witty remarks and tough as nails courage will kick in.
Me…I like to think I look great in the morning, some days my hair does curl perfectly and I get an appreciative look from my hubby. And I don’t crack under pressure, having been involved in helping out after major accidents occurred…it’s the hours later after the adrenaline crash that it hits. And of course my perfect womanly figure…well as long as I don’t judge myself and see me rough my husbands eyes.
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Aug 5th
2012
12:12 pm
Kris Kennedy Said:
Lexi~
Clever woman–you’re so right, I probably simply need to be pushed to the limit and then over, and *then* the witty come-backs will start flowing.
I like how you described yourself very, very much, and I’m smiling at the idea of you seeing yourself through your husband’s eyes. Those are some nice husband’s eyes.
So, may I ask if you’re a first responder of some sort?
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Aug 4th
2012
4:16 pm
LilMissMolly Said:
Hey, Kris! Love your books. I especially enjoy the adventures in them.
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Aug 5th
2012
12:14 pm
Kris Kennedy Said:
LilMiss~
Thanks so much! I hope you love DECEPTION–it’s a little less the normal medieval with knights and chases across the countryside. This one is more about con jobs, and dirty money, and the people who are after it. Oh, and the person who intends to stop them.
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Aug 4th
2012
6:04 pm
Rebekah E. Said:
I am not romance heroine material but I really enjoy reading about them. Thanks for the great giveaway.
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Aug 5th
2012
12:14 pm
Kris Kennedy Said:
Rebekah~
You’re so welcome! Thanks to you for coming by.
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Aug 4th
2012
8:08 pm
RobynDeHart Said:
Welcome Kris! I’m so glad you joined us here today.
And can I just say, yeah, what Margo said! I have too many curves (that’s a nice way to put it, I think) I don’t have that natural beauty where I don’t need make-up and I sweat – of course I’m from TX, but still there’s no glistening or shining, it’s just yucky sweat. Yeah, so not a heroine.
Great blog!
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Aug 5th
2012
12:17 pm
Kris Kennedy Said:
Robyn~
LOL. I have a scene in DECEPTION where the heroine is looking at the hero, thinking how he’s covered in a magnificent sheen of sweat, so that he looks like a Roman statue, magnificent and inspiring, whereas her body is simply sticky and sweaty. Like me and you! LOL
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Aug 5th
2012
1:28 am
donnas Said:
I really dont think so. I dont seem to have the sense of adventure or opportunity.
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Aug 5th
2012
12:18 pm
Kris Kennedy Said:
Donna~
My fear is that the opportunity lies around every corner, and it might jump out at me one day.
These sorts of adventures are great fun to read about, but not so much fun to live through.
Thanks for coming by!
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