Now I’ve blogged on this before, but it’s been a long time and since I really love this questionnaire, I figure it might be cool to do it again. Especially since life changes and therefore our answers might too.
Ever watch Inside the Actor’s Studio? It’s on A&E and I totally love it. For those of you who might be unfamiliar with it, it’s set in a film school (acting and directing) and the host has one actor on stage and they go through the actor’s work, asking questions about techniques and whatnot. And then at the end the students get to ask questions themselves. I always think it must be a scenario not unlike that RWA’s National conference where the cream of romance’s crop is often available for workshops and questions. And it’s just really fascinating to listen to actor’s talk about their craft in similar terms to how I’m used to creating characters and story. But the best part of the show is right before the host turns the actor over to the students and he ends with a famous questionnaire.
What is your favorite word? CRISP – it’s the perfect onomatopoeia
What is your least favorite word? ENVELOPE – I never know how to say it
What turns you on? MY HUSBAND’S LAUGHTER
What turns you off? ANY KIND OF HARM TO CHILDREN
What sound do you love? My DAUGHTERS’ GIGGLING
What sound do you hate? SQUEALING BRAKES
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? WINDOW PAINTER – I’d love to do those holiday paintings on store windows
What profession would you not like to participate in? PODIATRIST – I cannot imagine wanting to work on people’s feet
What’s your favorite curse word? BASTARD
If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? YOUR LOVED ONES ARE WAITING OVER THERE
Answer it with me, and then tonight at midnight I’ll randomly pick a winner to receive an autographed copy of one of my books – your choice.




























































May 14th
2012
8:01 am
Molly Said:
What is your favorite word? delicious
What is your least favorite word? shut, when immediately followed by up
What turns you on? fantasy
What turns you off? ugly personalities
What sound do you love? my Mama’s voice
What sound do you hate? nails on a chalkboard
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? espionage
What profession would you not like to participate in? food industry; I’d be too slow
What’s your favorite curse word? I try not to curse
If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome home!
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May 14th
2012
8:49 am
Yet Peng Said:
What is your favorite word? Water/Sky – no idea why, lol.
What is your least favorite word? Three – I can never get the thr right. :/ My Asian accent, I guess.
What turns you on? ERR, I’m still underage, but those R21 romance novels are a good start.
What turns you off? Cockroaches/lizards.
What sound do you love? The sea crashing on the shore.
What sound do you hate? Nails scratching on paper or the wall.
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? I’m still a student, but I’d love to try to be a ship’s first mate or pilot or marine biologist for a week.
What profession would you not like to participate in? Cleaner.
What’s your favorite curse word? Holy….. OR shit.
If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I’d love for him to just smile and say my name.:)
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Cool questionaire! Haha, loved the questions!
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May 14th
2012
8:59 am
Shana Galen Said:
What is your favorite word? sonorous
What is your least favorite word? penis
What turns you on? persistence
What turns you off? harm to children or animals
What sound do you love? silence
What sound do you hate? whining
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? veterinarian
What profession would you not like to participate in? nursery school teacher
What’s your favorite curse word? merde
If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I’ve been waiting for you!
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May 14th
2012
10:09 am
cupcake Said:
What is your favorite word? schadenfreude
What is your least favorite word? vagina (we’re being honest here, right? I HATE THAT WORD.)
What turns you on? A man who can make me laugh
What turns you off? Intolerance
What sound do you love? The unfettered laughter of my children and husband
What sound do you hate? The end of a game that my team is losing
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? I’d love to get paid to write
What profession would you not like to participate in? Anything that demands I wear stockings and sensible shoes
What’s your favorite curse word? Fucktard
If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? You did good, kid.
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May 14th
2012
11:00 am
Tori Elmgren Said:
Fun!
What is your favorite word?
I’m normally a bit of a word nerd, but on this Monday Morning, I’d have to say it’s definitely Diet Coke. I guess that’s technically two words isn’t it?
What is your least favorite word?
No idea?
What turns you on?
Deep growly voices
What turns you off?
Ear Gauges. Why oh why is this popular?! Blech.
What sound do you love?
Rain against my bedroom window
What sound do you hate?
My alarm clock
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
I’d like to own a second hand/ restored furniture shop.
What profession would you not like to participate in? Dentistry. The thought of having my hands in someone’s mouth all day does not appeal to me at all.
What’s your favorite curse word?
Scheise
If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Welcome
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May 14th
2012
12:53 pm
StacieD Said:
What is your favorite word? LOVELY (I use it often)
What is your least favorite word? INTIMATE (don’t like the way the word sounds)
What turns you on? INTELLIGENCE
What turns you off? WILLFUL IGNORANCE
What sound do you love? RAIN
What sound do you hate? THE WHIMPERS OF A HURT ANIMAL
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? MUSEUM CURATOR
What profession would you not like to participate in? ACTOR
What’s your favorite curse word? F*CK (I’m Old School)
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May 14th
2012
4:12 pm
Hellion Said:
What is your favorite word? DEMOCRAT. Mostly I like saying it because it usually fires up half the people in any given room.
What is your least favorite word? CONSERVATIVE, for the obvious reasons.
What turns you on? When my Deerhunter gives me one of his ‘let-me-come-hither’ stares—oh, and Alan Rickman’s voice. Not at the same time though.
What turns you off? Politicians, CEOs, and oil barons. (You’ll surmise I skip reading most Harlequin Presents for this reason, though I do enjoy many of their other selections.)
What sound do you love? My Dad’s voice—or when I make him laugh; my great-niece’s giggle; my niece’s chatty conversation. Oh, and Alan Rickman’s voice.
What sound do you hate? There is this cellphone ring on my co-worker’s phone, I swear to God, if I could find her phone, I would launch it out the window, I loathe that sound so much….
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Pastry chef
What profession would you not like to participate in? Dental hygienist or Dentist
What’s your favorite curse word? The F-word. Without a doubt. It’s fallen out of my mouth at more inopportune time than I can name. But if I’m being funny—bollocks and bastard are my top two. I like the hard sounds they are.
If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? “You were right.” Just kidding. Sorta. Of course, I mean it would start out that way, like, “You were right—now you can go over there with your relatives and rub it in.”
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May 14th
2012
8:05 pm
bn100 Said:
What is your favorite word? dessert
What is your least favorite word? no
What turns you on? dessert
What turns you off? rude people
What sound do you love? waves on the beach
What sound do you hate? someone scratching the chalkboard
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? travel job
What profession would you not like to participate in? mortician
What’s your favorite curse word? n/a
If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? you made it
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May 14th
2012
8:15 pm
Na S. Said:
What is your favorite word? Mellow
What is your least favorite word? Millennium
What turns you on? Laughter
What turns you off? Bitterness
What sound do you love? Soft wind/ breeze
What sound do you hate? Scratchy sounds on hard surfaces
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? WINDOW PAINTER – Interior decorating
What profession would you not like to participate in? PODIATRIST – Alligator trainer
What’s your favorite curse word? (None)
If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? There are second chances available…
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May 14th
2012
9:34 pm
LilMissMolly Said:
I tried to erase all your answers so I wouldn’t be influenced by them in any way. Here goes…
What is your favorite word? Serendipity – it’s just fun to say.
What is your least favorite word? Fart. In my household it is a bad word and we say “fluff” instead.
What turns you on? Cologne – if only my DOH would wear it!
What turns you off? bathroom humor and/or commentary. What’s done in the bathroom should stay in the bathroom.
What sound do you love? Birds/Crickets/Owls – basically the sounds of the outdoors when I lie in bed with the windows open at night or early morning.
What sound do you hate? Crying/whining children.
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Painter/sketcher. I won a few awards when I was in school and regret not pursuing it.
What profession would you not like to participate in? Anything dealing with garbage.
What’s your favorite curse word? Ass – I know several people who are an ass.
If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Thank you for leading by example.
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May 23rd
2012
10:38 am
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