When it comes to the movies, I’m a bit of a nut. I’ve loved going to the movies since I was a kid and before I had children, the Geek and I went nearly every weekend. The last few years, we’ve only made it out the theaters a couple of times. However this spring … well, this spring I’ve been sneaking out to the movies during the day while the kids are in school. While this may seem a little self-indulgent, I tell myself it’s almost like real work. After all, I have been working on a couple of YA ideas and so many of the new movies are marketed to teens. So it’s sort of like research, right?
So … just because I can … I’m going to offer up my “reviews” of the movies I’ve seen recently. Hey, humor me. I don’t get to the movies often.
I Am Number Four
A clever concept, creepy bad guys, lots of cool special effects and a very pretty guy. What’s not to love? This movie was fun and fast-paced, but plotting and dialogue weren’t really it’s strong suite. Still, Alex Pettyfer is so pretty, isn’t he? And he seems to be in just about everything these days. And if you don’t like them young, Timothy Olyphant is in it, too. Oh, and a couple of blond chicks. Eye candy all around. Still, one can’t help wishing they’d spent just a little more time on the script.
Beastly
Remember when I said Alex Pettyfer was in everything? Well, he’s in this too. This retelling of Beauty and the Beast makes the most of it’s hot young star. Even after he’s turned into the titular beast, they have him roaming around shirtless all the time, even though it’s winter and New York city. Good thing is dad is supposed to be rich, right? ‘Cause those electricity bills would be killer. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining about the rippling muscles. The movie was still romantic and charming and quite enjoyable.
However, I had read the book a couple of years ago and at the time, I’d found myself frustrated that the author didn’t dig a little deeper to bring something new to the story. A book that could have been great was instead merely good. The movie had that same problem.
When Disney released their version of Beauty and the Beast back in 1991, they genuinely brought something new to the table in the character of Gaston, the overly handsome brute who is the story’s true monster. The makers of Beastly played it safe. However they did a pretty good just doing so and the movie is still worth watching.
Red Riding Hood
Now, to be fair, I didn’t want to actually see this one, but I’d dragged a friend to Beastly and figured turn about was fair play. Plus, i don’t like Amanda Seyfried. She just bugs me. With those two caveats out of the way … I thought this movie was completely uninspired. Gary Oldman was the only highlight. Everyone else was wooden, either because the dialogue was so bad or because they just can’t act. It’s hard to tell. Either way this movie was proof that a pretty, young cast alone isn’t enough to carry a movie. Someone in front of the camera needs to actually be able to act.
If Beastly didn’t stretch far enough, this movie had the opposite problem. The story of Little Red Riding Hood has always had sexual overtones. This script tries to both stick to that and to be “surprising” about the identity of the werewolf. The results are … icky. And, as a side note: who knew they had so much hair product in medieval Europe.
The Adjustment Bureau
If Red Riding Hood made me question my faith in modern movie making (and, it did), then The Adjustment Bureau completely restored it. The on-screen chemistry between Matt Damon and Emily Blunt was sizzling. The dialogue was pitch perfect. Every second they were on screen together was pure movie magic. I know this looked like it might be an action movie, but it really wasn’t. It’s a romance. And the best one I’ve seen on screen in years. So if you haven’t seen it yet, get thee to the theater!
Now. I wonder what’s playing next week….
Are there any new movies that you want to see?
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