I would be willing to bet that most of you readers would be darn-right surprised to know that most of us writers are completely crazy. I’m not being funny, I’m totally serious. Now by the time you talk to us, about a book that you love, then we’ve had enough distance for book dementia to set in and we’re delighted that you loved the book. We’re so nuts that we even smile and say things like, “oh yes, that was such a fun book to write.” or “I just really loved those characters.” Oh, we’re not lying, in that moment we totally believe what we’re saying to you, we remember that book so fondly.
But here’s the truth of the matter. Today I offer you a no-holds-barred look at a writer’s process. The real process, not the rose-colored glasses version.
Idea – this idea is perfect! It’s new and shiny and brilliant. My editor is going to think I’m a genius and they might as well send over that six-figure check because this time we’re gonna make it big.
Rough Draft – phase 1 okay, this book isn’t writing itself the way the new shiny idea promised, but things are rocking along and someday this is going to grow up to be a masterpiece.
phase 2 crap! This book is terrible. Why did I ever think this was a great idea? I’m an idiot. Ad these characters are boring and flat and all they do is stand around and talk. Blah, blah, blah, boring, boring, boring.
phase 3 if only I could finish this damn thing I could move on to revisions, that’s the fun part, that’s when it starts to come alive and feel like a book, just finish because I can fix anything.
Revisions – OMG! This book needs sooooo much work. It’s terrible. Truly the worst book I’ve ever written. Why can’t this book be fun and exciting like the last book (see this is when that book dementia kicks in). Those characters were so much better, charming and sexy, not at all like these current ones who are flat and boring and have no discernible conflict or goals. And the plot. How am I supposed to fix this thing with notes like ADD MYSTERY STUFF HERE? how is that supposed to be helpful? Why did I ever think I could fix this? Oh and did I mention that I need like 30,000 more words?
Turn book in – (this can have multiple stages depending on how long it takes your editor to get back to you) Oh, I hope they love it. I think it’s good. Right? I mean I worked really hard and I think I might have pulled it off. But I don’t have any perspective, it’s probably terrible. And if could never be as good as my last book.
First review – YES! I knew this book rocked. It was brilliant, wasn’t it? Oh, yes, I loved that part too, it was actually kind of fun to work on.
First reader comment – Oh, wasn’t it so much fun? I just loved that book. Yep, I think he’s my favorite hero too.
And the truly scary thing, we can hit any number of those stages in one day, depending on where we are on what project we’re working on. Currently I’m doing my own revisions on TREASURE ME which is due next month, so see the revisions section above to see the joy I’m experiencing. But first reviews are beginning to trickle in for DESIRE ME and the dementia is settling in.
So what say you, readers? Do you enjoy reading about a writer’s process or do you just prefer to think it’s all magic and muse? I know for me I love to hear about a the way a writer works, but then I’m a writer so maybe that’s just part of the gig. Is there anything you do, hobby or job, that you have a love/hate relationship with? How do you keep yourself going?
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