Let me take you back in time to December 5 years ago, I was newly engaged and on a plane with my fiance on our way to Ohio to meet my future in-laws. Now most of you know that I was born and raised in Central Texas where our winters consist mostly of 50 degree days with beautiful blue skies and the occasional ice storm. I had never been around real snow, not the powdery stuff you see on TV and I was super excited. When we got off the plane at Cleveland’s airport and I stepped outside I completely lost my breath (you know the way babies do when you blow in their little faces). It was COLD! And snow was everywhere.
It was evening so I didn’t get out in it much that night, but the following day it was time to play. I was like a
kid in the proverbial candy story, itching with excitement. So on my first day with the white stuff here’s what I learned.

And please note that you will now understand who the idiot is in my blog’s title. And you Yankees can feel free to laugh at me, it’s okay, I deserve it.
Snow is wet - Now I’m not sure what I was expecting since this is simply frozen precipitation, but the fact that I got all wet when I made a snow angel was a big surprise to me.
Scarves are good – There is a reason people in the north wear scarves. Until this trip, I never understood the value of a scarf, but I get it now so that the snow doesn’t fall down your collar and chill your neck.
Snow gets hard - No luckily I didn’t have to learn this the hard way (pardon the pun), but I easily could have. On that first day when we went out so I could play in the snow, there was a lovely and huge pile of snow right by my in-law’s garage. Now in retrospect I do realize that what follows was incredibly foolish for a variety of reasons. Number 1, I’d never been to my in-laws and for all I knew there was a brick wall under that snow. And well, as my fiances eyes grew round and panic etched his features as I free-fell backwards into the powder, I learned that sometimes snow can be hard. But as I said, I was lucky and it wasn’t and my fall was wonderfully childish and fun.
Snow is so quiet - this isn’t so much an idiot’s lesson, but again I was relatively surprised by how quiet the snow is when it falls. It’s peaceful and solemn and beautiful and if it weren’t so darn cold I’d want to see it everyday.
We’re up here now in snowy NE Ohio and having a great time. We’re excpected more snow today and the rest of our time here, and there’s still one thing I’ve never done…make a snowman. So hopefully I’ll get the opportunity to do so this time. How about you? Do you love the snow? Have you ever been surprised by a new place you visited?
Oh and Happy New Year!
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Ah, family. That’s what this time of year is all about, right?
When my in-laws visit, McIrish hides. He heartily denies this, but it’s true, and besides, I’m blogging and he’s not. But when his parents visit, he just fades away. I find him hours later, leaning against the furnace, chatting with one of his brothers. Or he takes out the garbage, which makes him remember that his truck’s oil needs a’changing, and apparently it can’t wait another minute. During this time, this hour or so of absence, I get the inside skinny on his large family back in Ireland — who had the new baby, who’s taking a trip, who’s sick, who’s getting married. Later, when I update him on these events, he’s always a little irritated that I know more than he does.
As a group, we are incapable of ordering in restaurants. I am extremely blessed in that I live close to New Haven, where pizza was invented. My aunts and uncles and siblings and cousins all like to get together a few times a year and visit Modern Apizza on State Street, where allegedly Jesus goes for pizza, because that’s how good it is. When the waitress comes, there’s a flurry of contradiction — “I didn’t say I wanted eggplant! But if you want eggplant, that’s fine with me. But get what you want. I’m fine. I’ll eat anything.” The proper response to this is, “Well, I don’t care. I also like everything. Get what you want.” The waitress sighs loudly. Inevitably, when the pizzas come, someone’s disappointed. “We didn’t order eggplant on anything? Oh. Well. I happen to love eggplant, but…”
My family is loud. What I love — and what I’m guilty of myself — is how everyone thinks everyone else is loud. My own dear mother still shouts into the phone, especially when talking to her brother in California, as if my uncle needs her to yell so he can hear across the miles. My darling aunt from Massachusetts can be heard from, well, Massachusetts. My uncles laugh so loudly that people jump and cower.
The people in my family regress when together. Suddenly, my ultra-mature and very brilliant daughter is showing just how far her eyes can cross. My son is eating under the table, like some poor feral raccoon. My sister does her medley of strange faces and animal noises (very well, I might add). I myself demonstrate my great talent of dangling a spoon from the end of my nose. Genius.

If you can take a few minutes out of your busy day, please tell the Jaunties what your favorite part of this day has been. 

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probably buy her hero, Noah a bunch of organic grooming products for men from Sephora, her favorite store. She would then buy a bunch of stuff for herself as well. Then she’d go to an upscale dept store and buy him some new jeans because his are all torn. She’d probably buy him a shirt she’d like to see him in also. Then, she’d go to their makeup dept and spend more money on herself. Oh, and she’d buy a new pair of shoes — for herself. She would then go to the jewelry dept and buy Noah a nice
come true, because she’s literally the woman of his dreams, and he’s the man of hers.
In
Reid Barclay, the hero in 
Aldwin Treynarde, hero of
holidays. So I guess you’ll just have to read it and see what they put in each other’s stockings.
If the characters of
Oreo balls
Cake balls
Orange balls
Got it? Okay, now onto the fun….
Scotland, the Orkney Islands to be specific. The builders of Maes Howe aligned the structure so that the rays of the setting sun flow down the entrance tunnel to hit the back wall of the chamber. I crawled/shimmied into the tomb on a tour, gawked at the Viking graffiti and imagined what it would be like to stand in the chamber and witness the sun’s approach. This is what it would look like >>>>
In history, the end of December was the time to celebrate Saturnalia — it was a week-long feast honoring the Roman god Saturn and featured a reversal in roles, lots of partying, bonfires/candles, presents and, did I mention, feasting! It was held when winter’s grasp was at its strongest and there was even a ‘king’ designated for the celebration who, unfortunately for him, was sacrificed at the end of it! Oh my!
feasts and holy days and it’s probably not a coincidence that the Nativity is celebrated at the end of December, even though many Biblical scholars agree that Jesus was probably born in the late spring or even early summer. The Christian Church capitalized on existing practices and borrowed them for their needs. And so, Christmas was scheduled in late December.
for this time of year to celebrate. . . The Festival of Bells!! Yes, it’s the time of year when Fraggle Rock slows to a stop and unless someone finds and rings the bell at the center of the rock, all the Fraggles will stop, frozen in time and place!! It’s a harrowing time of year and it’s nerve-wracking watching the classic episode and hoping and praying that Gobo will find the bell. My family has watched the show every year on our also classic VCR on an aging VCR tape until the series was finally released on DVD – now we have a brand- spanking-new edition and we still watch it.







































































