One day this past spring, I decided to drop in on a friend…let’s call her Mary. Mary lives in the same small Connecticut town as I do…a sweet, friendly little town with nice neighborhoods and pretty trees, a lovely library and a great ice cream stand.
I got to my friend’s house, which is on a quiet little cul-de-sac. Another friend’s easily recognizable car was in the driveway. Great, I thought. Mo (not her real name) is here too! I’ll be able to see both of them! How nice! I knocked. No one answered. Mary has two rambunctious dogs who usually hurl themselves against the door, frantic to lick visitors, but they didn’t seem to be there. Only the screen door was closed. “Hello?” I called? Mary? Mo?” The only answer was the faint barking of the dogs who, from the sounds of it, were in the basement.
Now, Mary is a very cautious person. It wasn’t like her to leave the house unlocked. Her car was there in the driveway, right next to Mo’s. Surely, they must be home. Mo often consults with those of her friends who need a little wardrobe help…maybe the ladies were upstairs, in Mary’s bedroom. I opened the door and called out, “Mary? Mo? It’s Kristan!” No answer.
I went into the kitchen. Mo’s purse was on the counter. “Guys? It’s Kristan!” Still no answer. The house was oddly quiet. Sinister? Maybe. But, using common sense, I deduced that they must’ve taken a walk. This was a little unlikely, but possible, so I got back in my car and drove around the block. No one was there. No one was out on the main road, either. I drove up a little way…no one. Drove down an adjacent road. No one. Huh, I thought. That’s strange.
It was strange. Really strange. And this is where the downside of being a writer comes into play.
Images unfolded of what must have happened. Clearly, both of my friends were being held upstairs by a burglar/serial killer/total bad guy. Duct tape was over their mouths, and the burglar/serial killer/total bad guy had a gun on them, warning them not to call out to me. Me. Kristan Higgins, their only hope. No wonder the dogs were in the basement. No wonder both cars were in the driveway, the door to the house unlocked. It was all making sense.
How horrible for Mo and Mary, hearing me call their names! Help us, Kristan, they must’ve been thinking. Please, don’t leave! Then, when they heard my car start, how their spirits must’ve withered! When the police called me later, I would be so horrified to realize I’d been there and left!
I have a hero complex, I’ll be honest. Nope, never saved anyone, but I intend to, let me assure you. I’m always picturing how helpful I can be, whether it’s running into the waves to beat the shark of someone’s kid or pulling a pregnant woman from a burning car and then have her name her baby after me. I was not about to leave my friends bound and duct taped, no sir!
Hands shaking, cell phone out, pressing 9, then 1, then, with my thumb hovering over the 1 just in case, I tiptoed into the house once more. First, I checked the cellar. The dogs, thrilled to see me, whined and sniffed in ecstasy. No sign of bound and gagged friends. Slowly, so as not to warn the burglar/serial killer/total bad guy to my presence, I eased up the stairs. No one in the children’s rooms. No one in the bathroom. That left just Mary’s bedroom. Her door was closed.
What to do next? Well, as I have seen Jean Claude Van Damme do in many movies, I took a deep breath, thumb still ready to summon the authorities, and I kicked that door open. Bam! Jumped into the room, heart thundering away, ready to save my friends and kick some butt…alas, there was no one. What about the closet? a little voice whispered in my head. What if he has them in Mary’s big closet? Huh? Bam! Kicked open the closet in similar format — no one.
My legs were shaking wildly, my breath came in short gasps, though I’d done very little in terms of physical exertion. Looked like my friends were…um…well…not here. I wiped my footprints off the doors, peeked into all the rooms once more to make sure no one was cowering in terror anywhere, then once again got back in my car. I was spent, I tell you.
As I drove down the street, whom did I see, you ask? Why, it was Mary and Mo, chatting and walking. In typical mother fashion, I pulled up sharply beside them. “Where have you been?” I demanded. “I’ve been worried sick! I thought you were tied up with duct tape in Mary’s bedroom! And I want you to know, I came back for you! I almost saved you!”
Mary stared at me (her husband is a psychologist, so no doubt she was working through some scale of mental instability). Mo laughed long and loud. Eventually, they were both quite flattered to know I was ready to take on the burglar/serial killer/total bad guy, just for them.
Tell me your best story of overactive imagination! I’ll send one commenter a copy of Too Good To Be True, another story of imaginion on steroids.
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It’s such an exotic locale, so steeped in violent history, grandeur, and romantic lore. So the Yucatan Penninsula was the perfect location for my second Harlequin Presents romance.
ginger kitten from the humane society and named him Tango after a fizzy orange soda sold in England. Boss
y, lovable Tango grew to be almost twenty pounds at one point in his life, and lived to be sixteen. Taking him to the vet right before Christmas last year to end the pain of his kidney disease was one of the hardest things I have ever done.
d a one-year-old fluffy, peach-colored mischief maker named Kai. Both were humane society rescues. My daughter picked out Kai at the shelter when he was a kitten and also chose his name, which is apparently the Japanese word for “seashell.” Kai sprawls on the kitchen table beside me while I type on my Netbook. When he gets bored, he sits in front of my computer and gazes intently at me until I have to look at him, and then he mews like a baby kitty and tries to climb into my arms for a snuggle.
I recently found a recipe in a new cookbook that I was desperate to try. The recipe was for Almost No-Work Whole Grain Bread. I was so eager for two reasons. First off, I have an addiction to good bread. In any form. Secondly, I harbor secret fantasies of living with Martha Stewart-esque homey simplicity. These fantasies involve waking a dawn to do yoga outside while listening to the birds chirp. Afterwards I’ll whip out my five daily pages while sipping my coffee. My pages will come quickly, leaving plenty of time to gather the multi-colored eggs my hens have laid for me overnight. After lunch I’ll take long walks in the woods and then whip up a gourmet dinner served with, of course, fresh baked bread.
So you can see why the idea of Almost No-Work Whole Grain Bread appealed to me. This seemed way easier than getting chickens. The recipe promised I could mix together a few simple ingredients, let them rest for twenty-four hours, knead for a few minutes, turn it into a loaf a pan and an hour later I’d have a fabulous loaf of bread! Never again would I have to pay $3.29 for the Artisan Bread at the local Megalow Mart. I would be free from the tyranny of their in-house bakery!
a nice house and pretty good taste in furniture and decor, but housework was never my forte. My husband is a far better housekeeper than I am, and actually used to be an obsessive house-cleaner. But with three kids and all our pets, he’s learned to loosen up a little. And now that we have only one kid living with us (and he’s 24 years old!) things stay pretty tidy.
making a batch of chocolate chip cookies!) and made stuffing, mashed potatoes and green beans. Not exactly exotic, but lots of work. Whew. What’s gotten into me?
I want to cook and bake and get ready for the cold weather. (Do we have enough down quilts for all the beds? Are the storm windows sealed? Is the furnace ready to kick in? Should I buy scented candles so that the closed-up house smells good?)


















































































