No, not a mental breakdown. A mental break. Maybe you call it a mental vacation? This week is spring break in our area. We’re both self-employed and our son is under two so school vacation schedules don’t mean much to us yet. But vacations — especially mental vacations – are critical. A trip to the coast isn’t feasible right now but I can always take a few moments to peruse my humor file when I need a lift.

Since Mondays can be rough, here’s a peek at a few items in my downloaded Humor file. (You have one of these kinds of files too, right? If not, here are a few to get you started.)

For those with small monitors or bad eyes, the text reads:
“Lola, it’s that time of the year. We should start thinking about swimsuits.”
“Yep.”
“I thought about Johnny Depp’s. How ’bout you?”
“Viggo Morntensen’s.”