January 24, 2008

I jumped on Chuck Norris because the world thinks I’m wonderful

Written by RobynDeHart in Jaunty Post

I found this on a BB I frequent and it was too funny not to share.

Pick the month you were born:
January…. I Kicked
February… I loved
March……. I karate copped
April………. I licked
May……….. I jumped on
June……….. I smelled
July…………. I did the Macarena With
August……… I had lunch with
September…. I danced with
October……… I sang to
November…… I yelled at
December…… I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1……….A birdbath
2………..A monster
3…………A cardboard cut-out of Luke Skywalker
4………….A tennis ball
5………….A snowman
6………….A ganster
7………….My rat
8………….My tutu
9………….My lamp shade
10………..My toe
11………..My booger
12………..A banana
13………..A fireman
14………..A stuffed gorilla
15……….. A goat
16………… A pickle
17………… Your mom
18…………A towel
19…………A smurf
20…………A base ball hat
21…………A ninja
22…………Chuck Norris
23…………A noodle
24………….A squirrel
25………….A football player
26………….My cottage cheese
27………….My pineapple
28………….An iPod
29…………..A surfer
30…………..A llama
31……………A homeless guy

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:
White………Because they were after me again.
Black………..Because my underwear were tight
Pink…………..Because nobody was looking.
Red…………….Because the voices told me to.
Blue……………..Because I’m sexy and I do what I want.
Green……………Because I think I need some serious help.
Purple…………….Because the world thinks I’m wonderful.
Gray……………….Because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
Yellow………………Because I was bribed by the president.
Orange……………..Because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.
Brown……………….Because the clown was crying.
Other………………..Because the aliens left their chip in me.
None………………….Because I’m a ninja (be prepared to answer questions if you get this one)

Okay totally ridiculous and silly, but should bring a smile to your face. So come on, fess up, what did you get?

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23 Responses to “I jumped on Chuck Norris because the world thinks I’m wonderful”

On January 24th, 2008 at 6:37 am
Taryn Raye Says:

I loved a tennis ball because they were after me again.
On January 24th, 2008 at 7:02 am
Shana Says:

Yours is too funny, Robyn! Mine is I ran over a football player because they were after me again.
On January 24th, 2008 at 7:03 am
brownone Says:

I yelled at my pineapple because I’m sexy and I do what I want.

Hmm…now I’ll go sit and ponder this….
On January 24th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Margo Maguire Says:

I sang to a gangster because the voices told me to …

I love the Chuck Norris humor. Makes me wonder how it got started, though. WHO came up with it? Like: When Chuck Norris does push ups, he’s really pushing down the earth. Stuff like that.
On January 24th, 2008 at 9:08 am
Crystal B. Says:

I had lunch with a pickle because the voices told me to.
On January 24th, 2008 at 9:49 am
ladydawgfan Says:

I did the Macarena with an IPod because the voices told me to!!!
On January 24th, 2008 at 9:56 am
RobynDeHart Says:

Oh, these are all so awesome! Keep them coming.
On January 24th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Linda Says:

I loved my pineapple because I was bribed by the president.
On January 24th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Amy Says:

I had lunch with a football player because bigbird said to and he’s my leader!
Oh Lordy, my kids are so happy now!!
This was fabulous!!!!!
Amy
On January 24th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Dorothy Says:

I did the Macarena with my toe because the world thinks I’m wonderful.

Oh my, too funny!! I love Chuck Norris humor, it’s so irrational. lol
On January 24th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Shirley Karr Says:

I ran over a ninja because I’m sexy and I do what I want.

At first I thought this was going to be political since the media was making a big deal about Chuck being up on the podium with some candidate recently. Had no idea Chuck Norris humor was a big thing even when not making fun of Walker Texas Ranger.
On January 24th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Shana Says:

Conan O’Brien says he started the whole Chuck Norris craze. He used scenes from “Walker” on his show and made up jokes. Then Norris starts campaigning with Huckabee. Now Conan O’Brien says he’s the reason Huckabee did well in Iowa.

I’m not saying I agree with this. That’s what Conan is saying and may offer a clue as to why people started talking about Churck Norris again the past few years.
On January 24th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Helen Says:

I licked a monster because I am sexy and do what I want
Thanks Robyn soo funny.
Have Fun
Helen
On January 24th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Shirley Karr Says:

Ahh, Conan. Now I get it.

Thanks to him, I can’t look at Donald Trump without seeing Conan’s funny imitation of Trump’s strut and scowl.
On January 24th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Haven Rich Says:

I had lunch with a baseball hat because I’m sexy and I do what I want.

And under that baseball hat is my husband, who is rarely seen without his :D.
On January 24th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Jane Says:

I ran over a goat because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
On January 24th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Kathryn Says:

Okay, I’ll bite…. I danced with a cardboard cutout of Luke Skywalker because the world thinks I’m wonderful!!! What’s scary is that I would have danced with said cutout at age 16 (when the movie came out) because I liked Luke a lot (and loved Han Solo!!).
On January 25th, 2008 at 3:18 am
Haven Rich Says:

Notice a lot of us are wearing blue and red?

I’m just sayin’…
On January 25th, 2008 at 5:10 am
Eva S Says:

I loved a tennis ball because the voices told me to!
I don’t even like tennis…

Happy Birthday soon, Taryn!!
On January 25th, 2008 at 8:02 am
Taryn Raye Says:

Well, thank you Eva! It seems we share the same birthday, so happy birthday to you soon too!
On January 25th, 2008 at 9:04 am
AndreaW Says:

LOL!! I smelled my rat because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
On January 25th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
trish Says:

This was too funny! I kicked a goat because I’m sexy and I do what I want.
On January 27th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Notte Says:

I kicked a monster because I’m a ninja…

Oooh yea, I’m just cool like that.

January 24, 2008

I jumped on Chuck Norris because the world thinks I’m wonderful

23 Responses to “I jumped on Chuck Norris because the world thinks I’m wonderful”

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