October 12, 2007
Four A.M. Factoids
Written by Shirley Karr in Jaunty Post
With a newborn in the house, especially since he’s a preemie and colicky, we’ve had the TV on a lot in the last three months. It’s moving wallpaper, and when days and nights blur together it’s one way of telling time. (Letterman was just doing his monologue but now Ferguson is reading e-mail, ergo we must have slept for a little over an hour.)
Since I shouldn’t pass up any opportunity to sleep and I also have to know how a story unfolds, I try not to watch reruns of scripted shows but instead leave it on programs I can walk away from or doze off during and not be left wondering “but how did it end?” when I regain consciousness. Documentaries on The Science Channel, Discovery, Learning Channel and National Geographic have become my favorite background viewing.
During quiet moments when the baby is feeding or between renditions of the theme from Gilligan’s Island (see my previous blog) I’ve learned a few things from having the TV on all hours day and night. Such as:
** The Snickers candy bar was named after the family’s horse.
** When Mars started making M&M’s they made the candy coating but bought the chocolate from Hershey.
** Coca-Cola was invented by a pharmacist. Originally it was only available in soda shops and made one glass at a time. A guy whose name escapes me thought people would want to drink it at home. The guy (whose name also escapes me) who owned the syrup thought that was a stupid idea. So stupid, in fact, he sold the bottling rights for one dollar. Or maybe he was smart, because they other guy took all the risk in bottling and distributing, and the syrup could only be purchased from one source. (Okay, this I already knew from touring Coca-Cola World while at the RWA conference in Atlanta a couple years ago, but still, it’s interesting.)
** Charcoal is a key ingredient in mascara.
** When the Mythbuster guys were trying to set off an explosion at a gas station, they showed how you can discharge static electricity by holding onto the vehicle as you exit. This is great, since I love our 4WD pickup with cloth seats except for getting shocked by static electricity every so often. Bad enough that we get zapped, but it would not be cool to zap the baby. Now I always touch a metal part of the truck as I exit, and so far no more zapping.
** If you have cable, you can find some version of Law & Order airing somewhere pretty much 24 hours a day.
** For many years, the Gulf Stream current, which runs up the east coast of America and crosses the Atlantic to Europe, was more of a trade secret than common knowledge. Yes it was a longer way to travel but the current helped ships go faster, so those in the know could get to London or Paris a week or two or more before ships that sailed straight across the ocean. Faster voyages = greater profits.
** Bill Gates receives an average of 4,000 emails per day. (Or is it four million?)
** You can tell time with your hands. Four fingers equals about one hour. (Stop saying “Huh?”) Facing the sun, hold your arm straight out in front of you with all your fingers together pointing to the side, and the top side of your index finger at the bottom of the sun. If you can fit only four fingers between the sun and the horizon, you have about one hour before it gets dark. If you’re Bear Grylls or Les Stroud, this means you only have an hour to construct a shelter to stay warm and dry during another night in the wilderness.
Who knew having a baby could be so educational?