Used to be, I thought watching baseball was a great time to read a book. I could enjoy my favorite author’s latest story and at the same time keep company with my husband. When he wanted to share something momentous that had occurred in the game, the increased volume from the crowd’s reaction would clue me in to look up and instant replay let me see the spectacular play. Many, many times. Then I’d go back to my book.
Basketball has the shot clock and football has the play clock, but there’s no pitch clock in baseball. A pitcher can take all the time he wants to adjust his uniform, scratch his nose (and other body parts) and stare menacingly at the batter over the top of his glove. He can do an extensive fidgety routine between each and every throw. And any given at-bat can last way longer than seven pitches (up to four balls and three strikes) because of all the foul balls that can be hit.
Don’t get me wrong, I love sports. My dad was an umpire and referee so the way to spend time with him was to go to his games. I’d hang out in the bleachers with a book, occasionally looking up and wondering why various spectators voiced the opinion that Dad needed glasses, and go back to reading, waiting for the drive home and one-on-one time with Dad.
Then I hit puberty. Did you know that football players wear really tight pants? And they bend over a lot. Basketball players wore (at the risk of dating myself) shorts that were — get this — actually short. And snug. Every play had the potential to become quite revealing. I cut back on reading and started watching more of the game. It was still mostly eye candy, though — didn’t really understand what was going on.
Then I noticed a quarterback from San Francisco with blue eyes and light brown hair who frequently threw the ball for a touchdown. Joe Montana (is that a great hero’s name, or what?) was as gracious in losing as he was winning — and the 49ers won often — and gave articulate interviews. His responses had actual content rather than mostly “yeah, no, but um, y’know…”
I started paying serious attention when Joe took to the field. That led to noticing who Joe threw the ball to or handed off (love the quarterback sneak), and of course noticing the opponents and their coaches. Pretty soon I could tell even before my husband that a player wasn’t really injured, the team was just taking a Buddy Ryan time-out. Ahh, those were the days. Now they just videotape each other’s signals.
That was football. Baseball remained a painfully slow game with boring uniforms and bad pacing. Nothing happening, nothing happening, sudden flurry of activity, then nothing again.
Sometime in the early ’90′s our local cable company added the Fox Sports Northwest channel and we could watch most Seattle Mariners games. They’re the closest pro baseball team to Portland, so I started looking up from my book to watch when “our” team was up at bat. As soon as the other team was up, I went back to reading.
Then I noticed pitcher Randy Johnson. At 6’10″, Randy is one of the tallest baseball players ever, nicknamed The Big Unit. And he’s left-handed. He can regularly throw a 98-mile-an-hour fastball. I haven’t even driven a car 98 miles an hour. Watching his long legs and arms in the wind-up and then the sudden spring of release, all that power focused on a small white ball, made me catch my breath. I understood the phrase “poetry in motion.” He broke records for strikeouts, his powerful delivery too fast over the plate for batters to hit. Early in his career he had some control problems –- you were never really sure where the ball would end up once it left his hand — though they stopped short of calling him Wild Thing.
Randy is the epitome of compelling. He’s not classically handsome like Joe Montana; in fact he’s got some serious acne scars and for many years wore his hair in an unfashionable (though flattering, imho) mullet, but you just can’t take your eyes off him. The ferocious way he looks at a batter over his glove, when you can only see those intense eyes, makes me glad I’ve never run into him in a dark alley. Yet like Joe, he’s gracious and articulate, and in interviews it’s obvious he has love and respect for the game, his wife and children, and God.
My husband soon recognized my interest in Randy and liked the way it expanded my interest in the game. When I returned home from the RWA National conference in Anaheim in July ’98, my husband’s greeting at the airport was not “Hi, honey,” or “I missed you,” but the dreaded words “They traded Randy.”
Yup, Seattle had traded The Big Unit to Houston. The next season he started playing for Arizona, where he was co-MVP of a World Series. Later he signed with the Yankees, for which I’ve almost forgiven him.
So, from thinking the game was boring to taking in interest in the sport, Joe and Randy have both had a strong influence on me.
Has anyone come along that made you change your mind?
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