While I’m definitely not a Paris Hilton fan, I’ve found myself following her latest escapade….in jail…out of jail…back in jail again. The whole drama got me to wondring what I would do if “I” were Paris Hilton.

Of course, this is all pure speculation….but if I were her I’d:

1) Get involved in the Hilton corporation. I’d have gotten my degree while working in the industry, then when I was through school (an MBA would be nice) I’d become a productive member of the Hilton management team.

This would be a particularly good fit for me since I love to travel and I like staying in nice hotels.

2) Rank does have its privileges so I would make sure I had plenty of vacation time to go to fun events like benefits and fashion shows. After all, being a Hilton carries a certain social responsibility.

3) No matter how nice the family estate, I’d have a place of my own.

4) I’d keep her chihauhau, Tinkerbell. I used to have a chihauhau growing up and really liked her. I’m sure I’d like this dog too.

4) I would find a cause I believed in–like literacy–and use my spare time, talents and money to further that cause and make the world a better place. I firmly believe that with great wealth comes great responsibility

5) I would find good friends, people I could trust and hold onto them for dear life. I imagine this would be hard. When you have that much money and fame, how could you “really” know if someone’s friendship was true?

6) I would stay away from drugs and casual sex.

What about you? Ever wonder what you’d do (or not do) if you were Paris Hilton?