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May 22, 2007

To Wine or Not to Wine

Written by Shana in Jaunty Post

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I’m not a big wine drinker. For most of my life, I couldn’t really stand the stuff. Beer, either. I prefer a mixed drink, the more frou-frou the better. Since those can run upwards of $7, it’s a good thing I rarely drink.

About a year ago I was faced with a conundrum. I was at a wedding in the gym of a Catholic church, and the only drinks being served were beer and wine. I think there was punch somewhere, but the kids were probably surrounding it. Well, I was thirsty, so I went for the wine. And guess what? It was good! Really good. It was a white zinfandel, and I told Ultimate Sportsfan that I would drink it again.

A couple of months later, we went out to eat and I decided to try some white zinfandel again. My friends were so impressed. Shana was drinking wine now!

But the wine came and it tasted horrible! It looked the same, but whatever it was it was not the good stuff I’d had in the church gym. Thus began the search. I think I tried five types of white zinfandels and none were the right one. I despaired of ever finding the *one wine I liked again.

Finally, a few months ago, I decided to give it one more shot. I was with my family at a tiny, family-owned Italian place and ordered the house white zinfandel. One taste and I knew I’d found it—my church basement wine! USF, smart guy that he is, asked the waiter what brand it was and then proceeded to practically fall off his chair laughing.

Apparently, Franzia is a wine that comes in a box. It’s the cheap wine. Though not as cheap as Boon’s, I pointed out!

Okay, so I have cheap taste. What’s wrong with that? A cute skirt is a cute skirt whether it comes from Wal-Mart or Neiman Marcus. It’ll probably last longer if you buy it from Neiman’s, but who needs wine to last? You drink it, and it’s gone, right?

*But as with most things in life, there’s a contradiction because I do like one other kind of wine…Cakebread chardonnay. My critique partners introduced me to it a couple of years ago. Then I had all of 3 sips because it’s so expensive–$90 or more a bottle. I didn’t think I’d ever get a full glass.

So guess what? Saturday was USF’s birthday, and we went out to dinner with his family. His mother has excellent taste and ordered two bottles of Cakebread. Well, I wasn’t going to turn a glass (or two) down!

I know I can’t be the only one full of contradictions. What about you?

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May 21, 2007

Naming a Hero

Written by Margo Maguire in Jaunty Post

I turned in my finished book last week, (still unnamed) and now I’m starting work on a proposal for the third book in my “Harry Potter meets Lord of the Rings” series. Actually, there’s no HP, and you won’t find a hobbit anywhere … but the main characters are ancient Celtic sorcerers who must travel in time to locate something of great importance. If they don’t find it, their world - and ours - will be in peril. These two sorcerers are brothers – Brogan and Merrick MacLochlainn. Their cousin, Ana MacLochlainn is going to be the heroine of Book #3, but I have yet to come up with a great old Celtic name for her hero. But not for lack of research.

There’s not a lot known about the Ancient Britons, other than the archaeological findings, and what was written about them by the Romans. (The Romans showed up in Britain with Julius Caesar in 55 BC). So the Celts’ names were Romanized. Like Cassivelaunus, the British chieftain who led the tribes against Caesar when he arrived. And we also know about Cunobelinus, Caratacus, Prasutagus, and Calgacus via ancient Roman writings.

None of those names appeal to me (duh!). Not only do I not want to type Cassivelaunus 800 times, I really don’t want my readers going into conniptions trying to figure out how to pronounce the name I choose, either.

So, I guess I need to decide how authentic I need to be. Is the hero of this book going to be the guy below, with a big old bushy beard and tattoos all over him?

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Probably not, although he might use a bit of blue paint (a la Braveheart!) And I’m pretty sure he’ll have a spear. Or a sword. Or a really big knife. :)

So the question is: what will I name my ancient Celt, this powerful chieftain who will become Ana MacLochlainn’s love? I’ve tried to find academic sources for names (there are lots for Gaelic names, but practically nothing for the Celts) and I’ve checked out the “Celtic Baby Names” sites, but I got some pretty typical New Age-ish stuff … Kendall, Ronan, Teague, Kegan. None of these is right for my guy.

So, I’m taking suggestions …

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May 20, 2007

Just a Lazy Sunday

Written by Jenna Petersen in Jaunty Post

I figured that since today is a lazy Sunday where El Guapo and I are playing video games and I’m gearing up to write the first chapter of You Tell Me the Story (which starts June 1 at Jenna Petersen) that I would pose a really easy question.

So, what’s up with everyone?

Summer is fast approaching, next weekend is Memorial Day for heaven’s sake (and how did that happen??). So does anyone have any great summer plans or vacations in the mix? Are you reading through a great book or writing one yourself (or both)? Just doing what I’m doing and being super lazy?

Tell the Jaunties, we want to know: what’s up with you?

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May 19, 2007

Empath?

Written by Cindy Kirk in Jaunty Post

I’m at the Maine RWA’s writing retreat and having a great time! Several of us were talking about certain people that seem to inspire confidences. My husband and daughter can meet someone and know everything about them in a matter of minutes. People are always confiding in them./

I consider that I’m a friendly person but that doesn’t happen to me. Someone tonight told me that some people are empaths….and these are people that people feel comfortable confiding in…

Do you agree?

And be sure to scroll down for Jenna’s question about clicking.

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Does ANYONE really click that??

Written by Jenna Petersen in Jaunty Post

Okay, so like everyone else in the freaking universe, I get a lot of SPAM. Stupid SPAM. SPAM that involves me increasing the size of my, er, member and mail about losing 65 pounds in two days and mail about my bank suddenly being taken over by martians who want my social security number so that the Nigerians can give me a million dollars. The list goes on and on and on. Invariably, I’m told to click a link and I’ll be spirited away to someplace fabulous where all my dreams of being sickly thin, well… um… endowed and rich on blood money will come true.

Of course, if I click that link, it’s likely I’ll be taken to some phishing site where they will promptly steal my identity, my underwear and my cat. And maybe my husband. I’m just saying, these people are like that. You can’t trust them. You know this and I know this.

So my question is… who the heck is clicking these things? How do the SPAMmers actually make money??? Think of all the time and effort it must take to harvest the emails and craft the confusing letter and fake the ebay websites and all the stuff they do. How much can they possibly be making??

Does anyone know how these scams really work??? And is ANYONE clicking them?

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May 18, 2007

Cat Scratch Fever

Written by Shirley Karr in Jaunty Post

Once upon a time ago (July 1, 2006) we adopted an eight week old Himalayan kitten and named him Dakarai. He was cute, cuddly and fluffy and the most interactive cat we have ever known. He followed us from room to room, always wanting to be near us, eager to be petted and played with. So interactive, in fact, when we realized we were timing our errands so that we left only when he was asleep, we decided to get him a playmate — someone who never had to abandon him to go to work or to the grocery store.

Derby, a red tabby, was 10 weeks old when we adopted him from the shelter. He was about the same size as Dakarai and very keen on playing though he didn’t have much interest in us. Humans seemed important to him only for keeping his food and water dishes full and the litter box empty. The kittens quickly bonded and their play antics were often much more fun to watch than anything on TV.

Over the next many months, I patiently worked at socializing Derby — helping him realize the joy of being petted and how to play with humans without drawing blood. He still hasn’t accepted his role as lap cat, but he began to seek out affection rather than merely tolerating it. Dakarai continued to be cute and fluffy, always willing to cuddle.

And then … they reached puberty.

This was a relatively minor thing for Derby, since he had been neutered as a young kitten. He apparently accepted me as part of his pack, which means he wants me to accompany him when he eats. During the winter I spent hours in the bathroom watching him eat kibble. I cleaned out the medicine cabinet and became proficient at the crossword puzzle. I didn’t want all of our interaction to be about food so I introduced toys in the bathtub — he loves to play pinball in the tub. He spends more of his time near me, sometimes even within reach so I can pet him, though we’re still working on the lap cat thing.

Dakarai, on the other hand… since he’s a registered purebred, we entertained the idea of getting a female Himalayan and producing a litter of cute cuddly fluffy kittens with the same sweet disposition as Dakarai. In January, he apparently reached Sexual Maturity. Foreboding music should have played in the background.

He began to whine and cry, utterly heartrending sounds, for no apparent reason. If you startled him in mid cry, he’d give you a look that said “whadda you lookin’ at?” He’d climb to the back of the sofa and shred the tapestry on the wall, or scratch the glass of the framed art print beside it. Even though there were no female cats in the neighborhood, we recognized the signs, and made an appointment with the vet posthaste for minor surgery. However, they were shortstaffed and it took 2 1/2 weeks before they could fit him in.

Meanwhile, his restless behavior continued and became ingrained. He’d come into my office and cry, though he didn’t want to be petted and was annoyed if I tried to pick him up. It seems he simply didn’t want me to be in my office, because he started sharpening his claws on the antique secretary, and the only way to get him to stop and stay stopped is to chase him out of the room. If I simply chase him into the hall, he’ll start scratching on the wall. Not the kind of scratching where he’s trying to dig furrows into the drywall — his claws are still sheathed. It’s the kind of rapid pawing a dog would use to dig under the fence. But it’s still quite noisy since the tips of his claws strike the wall. It’s not for lack of scratching posts — they have two, in different locations, with different textures, which both cats use on a regular basis.

And then he began doing it in the middle of the night.

At first I thought he was trying to wake us up because we’d neglected to fill the kibble dish or had let the water dish go dry during the night — punishable crimes, indeed. Or perhaps the cats were just so eager to get onto the living room window sill so they can watch the world outside. I began to leave the blinds up far enough for them to take their perch. Ineffective.

It seems like it’s a game to him. We have squirt guns and water bottles in almost every room in the house to try to discourage his misbehavior. This technique has always worked in the past with other cats who’ve shared our home — a few squirts, and the inappropriate behavior stopped. But not so with Dakarai. One evening I squirted him in my office, and he looked straight at me as if to say “oh, thank you,” and then eagerly began grooming the water from his coat, still calmly sitting beside the poster he’d been scratching.

In the predawn, he will jump up on top of the headboard to scratch the wall above our heads, or reach over to rattle the lampshade (even knocking the lamp to the floor more than once), or sit on the clock radio and turn the radio on — at 4:19 a.m. He stays just out of reach, and will stop making noise if I grab the squirt bottle. As soon as I put it back on the headboard or start to drift off, he starts up again. He’s even started scratching on the antique dresser I’ve had since I was six. I no longer wait until my eyes adjust, I just aim in the general direction of the noise and pull the trigger, and keep squirting until I hear him flee the scene of the crime. So he moved over to scratch on my husband’s dresser, which is blocked from my view unless I get up, and is far enough away that only a few drops of water reach him.

We haven’t had an uninterrupted night of sleep in months. I’ve tried ignoring him, I’ve tried getting up and giving him special attention, and playing with him before bed time to the point he slinks exhausted to his box, hoping he’ll stay zonked out through the night. We tried locking them out of the bedroom, but both of them scratched at the closed door and cried. I’ve been going to bed earlier each night — aside from being tired, maybe I’ll just give in and start my day when he starts waking us up. This morning he started in at 2:15.

I’m at my wit’s end. The bags under my eyes are deep enough for handles because he’ll often carry on like this when I try to nap. It’s tough to get any writing done, because he’ll get into one of these restless, noisy moods at various times in the day or evening. Now that the weather is warmer, my husband is threatening to lock him in the cat carrier in the garage overnight, out of earshot. But we’d have to confine both cats or the one left inside the house will scratch at the door and cry for his playmate. And it’s a small carrier – okay for toting them both to the vet for a checkup, but not roomy enough for an extended stay.

I found a pet therapist online, but she only does house calls in the Nashville area. I’m off to the library to see if there are any books with suggestions. And if any of you have any ideas or suggestions, I’d love to hear them!

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May 17, 2007

Detoxifying Jenna

Written by Jenna Petersen in Jaunty Post

I am filled with toxins. That’s right. Stay back. The hazmat team is on its way and they are going to enclose me in a bubble and spray me down like on Reno 911 (and if you haven’t seen that episode, OH MY GOD — hilarious, even if I don’t think the show is very funny this season).

Anyway, I digress, as usual. I’m trying a new diet. Well, I shouldn’t call it a diet. It’s a lifestyle change. It’s called FatSmash, and yes, it’s the diet the Snapple Lady was on during Celebrity Fit Club. You sort of reintroduce yourself to food, relearn portioning and eat smaller meals more often. Sounds reasonable, right?

Well, I’m in stage 1, Detoxification. The basic idea is that we sort of stuff our faces with all kinds of horrible processed delights (that are so right and so wrong all at once) and that we should get all that bad stuff out of our systems. I figured, hey, I can get on board with that. I know white flour=bad and sugar= diabetes.

So starting last Saturday, I started Phase 1. This involves eating lots of fruit and veggies and oatmeal and brown rice and tofu and beans and having only a little milk and lots of water to drink. Yes, it’s just as fun as it sounds. Day 1, I laid on the floor, sort of hoping that the cat would just smother me. Apparently, I have a small caffeine problem. Just a little. Twitch. And when you take away Jenna’s caffeine, Jenna’s head starts to pound in time with her pulse.

But after a three hour nap and a lot of whining, I was better. And since then, I’ve actually been okay! I feel better in the morning, I’m sleeping better at night and I feel alert. I’m also not hungry, which is nice. I’ve rediscovered the pleasures of fruit and vegetables and I’m trying new recipes.

But in Stage 2, when you can have diet soda once or twice a day again… you can bet I’ll be having an icy cold Diet Black Cherry Vanilla Coke. Some vices weren’t meant to be overcome.

What about you? Any vices you just can’t overcome?

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May 16, 2007

My Mystery Revealed

Written by Shana in Jaunty Post

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Writers, painters, musicians. We’re all kind of lumped into that starving artist category. I have taken lots of odd jobs to try and supplement my writing income. I’ve written curriculum, given workshops, tutored, and been a mystery shopper. I’m pretty much done with the mystery shopping, which is why I can reveal my identity.

You’ve seen the ads, right? “Mystery Shoppers Wanted.” You get to keep what you buy and earn money shopping. What could be better?

A lot of jobs. First of all, though I did about a dozen mystery shops, I only made about $100. Sometimes it was hard to get paid, too. I had to wait months for a check for $20 and contact the company paying me dozens of times.

And it’s not like you get to shop for things you want. Maybe there are shoppers who get to go to Macy’s and buy clothes and keep them for free, but I never got that opportunity. Most of the time I had to shop for things I didn’t want—an apartment in the ghetto, a new bank account, designer eye glasses. Sometimes I would spend an hour or two of my time in driving and waiting to be served, filling out paperwork, and submitting the paperwork for $6 worth of compensation. Isn’t there a more efficient way to earn money? I mean, that’s not even minimum wage.

But the hardest thing for me was lying. I know it’s not supposed to be considered lying. If I go to an apartment and say I want to rent there to judge the service for their parent company, then I’m doing a service. I guess. But it sure feels like lying when you’re sitting there talking to the leasing agent and she’s trying really hard to do a good job and find you a nice apartment. I can’t help but think that I’m taking up time she could spend with real tenants.

Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t want to make money by lying, and a lot of these jobs do require deception.

So that’s the scoop on mystery shopping. Have you ever had a job that you felt was a bit unethical?

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May 15, 2007

The Incarnations of a Book

Written by Margo Maguire in Writers and Writing

My book, Scoundrel’s Daughter, came out in North America in 2003.

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Over the years, Scoundrel’s Daughter has been released in various other countries, including Japan. This is the cover that has been used on most of the foreign versions of the book.

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Scoundrel’s Daughter is the story of Dorothea Bright, a very proper English Victorian miss, who is forced to find her father who was estranged from her mother. She believes Dad is a collector of valuable artifacts. In fact, he collects ancient, exotic erotica and he truly is a scoundrel. Dorothea meets the hero, Jack Temple, an American Indiana Jones-type, who wants to find the heroine’s father and throttle him. There’s a paranormal element to the story - something to do with one of Jack’s artifacts, but the interesting thing is the most recent incarnation of this book. It’s now a Japanese Comic book, in two volumes. Volume 1:

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And Volume 2:

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Unfortunately, I don’t speak Japanese, so I can’t read them. But in looking at the pictures, there seems to be a LOT of variation from the original story. But there’s also a lot that seems to stay true. Here are a couple examples of the pages inside:

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And a love scene:

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What do you think? Would you like to see romance novels turned into comics - in English?

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May 14, 2007

Season Enders

Written by Kimberly Logan in Jaunty Post

As always, time flies by and another television season has come and gone. As we enter the last few weeks before the onset of summer, a large number of T.V. shows will be winding down in preparation for their season finales. Most will go for the gusto by ending with a big bang or nail-biting cliffhanger, hoping that you will tune in at the beginning of next season to find out what happened, while others will simply fade out for good. Sadly, the fates of some of these shows still hang in the balance. (The jury is out on whether Jericho or Supernatural, two of my faves, will return. But I’m keeping my fingers crossed. At least I think things are looking up for SN, but we’ll see.)

As much as I hate getting ready to face a summer full of reruns, I have to admit that I am really looking forward to seeing what some of my favorite shows will pull out of their hats in the upcoming weeks. (And I’m sure most of you know which ones I am salivating over, LOL.) I really have to wonder just what sort of tricks the creators of Lost have up their sleeves. Every time I think I have this show figured out, they throw me another curve ball that I totally didn’t see coming. This season has had its ups and downs story-wise, but I still find the characters compelling and I’m anxious to discover what the writers will reveal in the last few episodes before summer hiatus. My wish for next season is to see more of Sawyer and Kate as a couple (Of course! ;) ) and to finally get some real answers as to what’s going on. And I mean the sort of answers that don’t make my head feel like it is going to explode. (Anyone who wasn’t completely confused by the whole Desmond, flashback, time-travel thingie, feel free to e-mail me and try to explain it. But I warn you now, many have tried, all have failed…)

As for Supernatural… Sniff-sniff. My poor, poor Sam. Okay, raise your hands if you cried like a baby at the ending of last week’s episode. I’m not afraid to admit it. It just tore me apart, but I can’t wait to see what’s in store in this week’s season ender. I keep telling myself that he’s not really gone. Dean will work some mojo and get him back. Right? Right?? If the CW is smart, they’ll renew this show post haste. And my wish for SN next season is that there will be a next season. Oh, and I wouldn’t mind seeing some more of the urban legend episodes. We had too few of those this season, IMO.

And strangely enough, after spending most of the season feeling pretty much ambivalent toward Heroes, the last couple of episodes have finally succeeded in pulling me in. Now that the characters are finally starting to come together and the action seems to be flowing at a faster pace, my interest is piqued. I guess we’ll see what happens. :)

So, which season enders are you looking forward to the most? And what would you like to see happen on your favorite shows next season?

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